learn about what the 6th of july should really be about.
the fancy kinds that are coal kind. on sale at fred meyer. and grill the kind of chicken that is called delicious.
2. fire pits
the serious kinds that you make by hand...from "borrowed" pitch forks down the alley.
3. small fire work shows
and by small we mean fucking huge...cutting the house kinds.
thank you fred meyer.
and thank you bretts work for stealing our tanks. only small men and dinos for the battle...
thankfully "fred meyer" had missals for us to launch. and by missals we mean fire balls called roman candles that can dominate small men.